Saturday, May 15, 2010

To A Couple Of Lovely Women, I Offer The Following.

Congratulations, you two. And I extend my standard offer- I will gladly officiate your wedding for the cost of airfare and my standard fee of a big sandwich.

Good on you two.

Out,

2 comments:

  1. Ham and swiss on whole wheat, right?

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  2. Oh, we'll talk about the intricacies of the Big Sandwich.

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