Okay, So New Addition To The List Of Things To Do Before Collotype's Wedding:

- Lose another 30 pounds... again.

I seem to have gotten back to RIGHT under 250, and I want to get a good suit for the wedding since I'll be performing it and want to look damn good. So, I need to start eating better and losing weight again.

Fuck.

I hate having to eat well and eat less and move around more.

Out.

Thoughts And Musings Upon The Occasion Of My Thirty-Second Birthday.

(tap tap tap)

Is this thing on?

Hi there. Sorry I've been quiet of late. Things got busy for a long while there.

So, this is the day after my 32nd birthday. The day was very quiet for me- I had to work overnight, so I slept all day and got ready for work. The birthday celebrations shall be this weekend when I head back to Austin for poker and food with friends. Today was simply the marker for me. Birthday meal was frozen lasagna that kinda disappointed, but the discovery of good frozen single-serving veggies was kinda cool.

However, today was also quite enlightening for me. It seems as though despite all of my efforts to be the lonely bastard I always thought I could be, I have a buttload of friends who took the time to send me well wishes. Seriously- WAY more than I expected to hear anything from sent me a note or called or (in one case) had a phone call sent to me with a recording of Happy Birthday.

That one was pretty cool. Thanks, Colleen.

When you get around 40 peeps sending you a nice message and one person calling you one of their oldest friends, that's pretty damned nifty. Seriously, that was cool. Waking up to all of that was, in short, fucking awesome.

So, I got that going for me. Which is nice.

The other good thing about today is that this is the week of football season starting fully with the NFL starting tomorrow night. My Beloved Saints play tomorrow night, and I watched the Tigers play Saturday. The dark days are over, and the light has returned.

I have also finished my period of introspection that always leads into the birthday, and it ended on a high note as I found out that I'm doign way better at work than I thought I was. I've got a good thing going here, and it's nice to see it.

Overall, Year 32 ended pretty well. Still single a year after the last  failed relationship, still harboring the occasional torch every now and then that I keep in perspective, and overall still me.

That's also cool, since I actually like me nowadays.

A final note- yeah, I still plan on posting more often. I've always said that I will post when I have something to say no matter what the venue.  I'm starting to feel... chatty.

Out.

Getting the Band Back Together.

I was just down in Austin this weekend, and had a blast. While there, I did something I haven't had a chance to do in 6 months- I recorded a podcast.

The idea is taht Wetwired will relaunch in fall, slimmed down slightly but with the same push as before. To get back into that mindset, I asked Pylorns to record a show with me. Truth be told, I'd forgotten how tough it can be.

Oh, I rambled on at times. I lost flow, had to keeop topics on hand, etc.

But I did it.

Plus, there's something usable in the recording. I can make a show out of it- trimmed down a lot from the raw recording, but usable nonetheless.

I think though that when I record going forward, it has to be more than just two people. The back-and-forth between three people is great, and can be really fun and funny to boot.

Doing this also got something else flowing in me again0 the urge to use the voice I have online. I want to write more, and express my thoughts. I couldn't do it on Py's current site- that's not my gig. However, I have a voice and I want to use it again. I guess that's why I'm more excited about a Wetwired relaunch than I thought.

More importantly, I'll be purchasing a stake in the site. Py and I talked about it, and I want to buy into the site and pay for part of it. With that comes editorial control, which I like.

So, that means this site will have a definite lifespan. That isn't surprising given the dearth of posting. Still, I have a return in sight.

That's pretty cool.

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Research Begins.

As part of my job at The Job, I help people come up with a list of tasks that get them from point A of a project to Point B. Quite often, this has some sort of play in my real life- and the new project is no different.

So, I was somewhat serious in my offer to officiate the wedding of two ladies, and soon after I heard from Marie/Collotype saying she and her fiancee were seriously considering letting me do it. At this point my actual offer to do it came forth (I'd fly myself, would be honored to do it, still want a Big Sandwich) and I was told that it may happen.

Once again, my willingness to buck the image people have of me would be satiated- not only that, but I've really come to enjoy talking to Marie when the opportunity permits. We've shared many a story and recipes over the past year, and if I can contribute positively to a happy event in her life then I'd be honored to be a part of it.

This, of course, was the moment when i had to figure out if I could actually, y'know... do it.

Not physically, of course- I mean, that's easy enough given the right script and some prep time. No, in this case I mean legally. Thus, research time was started.

The list of items that I have to do, in (hopefully) correct order, are:

1- Make the offer- COMPLETED
2- Get accepted as officiant- PROBABLY COMPLETED
3- Determine laws and statutes in New Hampshire (the location of the wedding) regarding officiants for weddings
4- Determine laws and statutes in Oklahoma (my current state of residence) regarding officiants for weddings
5- Become eligible to be an officiant- COMPLETED (already a reverend in the Universal Life Church)
6- Register to become an officiant in Oklahoma
7- Register to become an officiant in New Hampshire
8- Get a ticket and a hotel room booked
9- Get to New Hampshire
10- Get these two folks married already!

So, that's my big list. There will be little steps along the way, but those will be taken care of in time. I have 16.5 months to do this, so there's thankfully time to do it. Now the fun begins.

Oh, and never let it be said that my obsessive-compulsive attention to detail didn't pay out at least once.

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To A Couple Of Lovely Women, I Offer The Following.

Congratulations, you two. And I extend my standard offer- I will gladly officiate your wedding for the cost of airfare and my standard fee of a big sandwich.

Good on you two.

Out,

The View From The Cheap Seats.

I've spent the last two evenings in the open air, watching balls fly.

...

Okay, maybe I should clarify. I've been watching big sweaty men swinging their wood aroun- DAMNIT!!

Fuck it- I've been going to baseball games.

See, The OKC has a minor league ball club and for the last three years, I've been wanting to go to a game but haven't taken the time. Last year I almost went, but kinda got screwed out of going when my group backed out.

This weekend, I decided to get out of my apartment every night. The first night of my weekend, I went to see three movies downtown at a nice theater. That theater happens to be right across the street from the ballpark, and that night I decided to check and see what the cost of a ticket would be.

It turns out that the cheapest seats are about 7-10 bucks. The most expensive tickets were 22 bucks, in...

Wait for it...

The All-you-can-eat seats.

...

Let that sink in. For less than the cost of what it would be to get the food separately, you can get all you can eat hot dogs, peanuts, nachos, cotton candy and drinks (soft drinks only, natch).

It's sports and all-you-can-eat food. Of COURSE I was going to get a ticket in that section!

The first game was awesome, and I ended up staying until the end of the 8th inning when the team was up 8-0 against the visiting Memphis Redbirds. As I walked out, I decided I would need to see another game this season.

I also made a mental count of the amount of food I'd eaten. On Night One, I'd eaten 3 orders of nachos, 4 hot dogs and had 5 drinks (not including water I'd gotten from the fountains. By the math, I'd not only broken even on the extra cost of the ticket but had pretty much broken even on the ENTIRE cost of the ticket.

Before you ask, no heartburn.

This morning, I woke up trying to figure out what I'd do tonight. My thoughts quickly returned to the ballpark. Sure enough, I went back tonight and got another seat in the AYCE section.

The tally tonight was aided by two things. First off, it turned out to be pretty damned cold tonight and as such, I had to get cash and get some hot chocolate. (Admittedly, that throws off the cheap seat factor but the chocolate was needed- FRAK it was cold.) Second, the OKC Redhawks had a really good third inning and I left with the team up 12-2 after the 6th inning. The tally- 4 hot dogs (I admit it- I LOVE real ballpark hot dogs), 1 nachos, 1 bag of peanuts, 1 slice of pizza, 5 drinks and a hot chocolate.

All's I'm gonna say is, it's worth it. I will go back to the ballpark and enjoy the games, and heck- I may stay through the entire game next time.

Out.

The Night Time Is The Right Time...

... For Not Getting Sleep.

The last couple of days, I've slept during the day and been up all night.  Now, this isn't unusual during my work week given my odd hours. However, I normally try to be awake during the day on my days off.

Not so much, this time. This time around, I've been up all night. It's been kinda nice not having the exhaustion from the switch over, and I've been able to get some things done.

Let's see... I levelled my STO character twice, to Cmdr. 9. (Not entirely proud of this.)

I watched my Blu-Ray of The Blind Side. GREAT movie.

I uh... hmm.

Okay, clearly I need a life.

But hear me out! This has been FUN for me! I haven't had a fun weekend in a while, so just screwing around and playing a game has been relaxing as all hell, believe it or not. So, there's that.

Still, I need a life.

Out.

The Politics Of Hope- Or, Why I Can Not Support Tea Partiers Or Glenn Beck.

I grew up a Reagan Republican.

I suppose it was obvious, really. I was destined to follow the beliefs of conservatism after my beliefs were formed by a former actor and decades-long politician. Reagan appealed to me for many reasons, but it all started with his original campaign slogan- "It's morning in America."

Think about that. Seriously, think about what that implies. It's a fresh start- a brand new day, when anything is possible.

Reagan understood that, and make no mistake- the slogan was chosen for a simple reason. After years of "a deep sense of malaise," Reagan was promising something that so many people wanted.

Hope.

A simple word, that means so much. He promised us hope, after the gas crisis and the terrorist threats and the economic downturn and the massive amount of disillusion with where people were as opposed to a decade before...

Sound familiar? It should, because Barack Obama used the Reagan Playbook to get elected 2 years ago.

...

Over the last couple of years, I began to wonder if my political leanings were changing. I seemed to differ more and more with the national party line of the GOP. The party of 20 years ago- hell, 10 years ago- didn't seem to be in alignment with where I was now. I did some thinking, and realized where the problem was and where it began.

Much like many of our problems, it began on September 11, 2001. I'm not going to rehash 9/11, but I will note it for one additional items that came from that day. It became acceptable to use fear as a political tool once again in the United States. Rather than continuing to say that we would not shrink down from the challenge and saying America would be phoenixlike in our rise above the challenges of our day, Republicans began to adjust the message months after 9/11 to one of "you need us, to protect you from them."

 At first, "them" was pretty clear-cut. I mean, the evidence of what was against us still smoldered in a gaping hole in Manhattan. Over time though, "them" began to shift from just terrorists to anything that didn't quite fall in line with the party line. Soon, the opportunists came about that could capitalize on this type of message. They grew in power, and began to lead campaigns. More importantly, they won.

The politics of "them" was also highly profitable. Make no mistake, no one has lost money playing on the fears of the American people. Ask Fox News- they're the biggest purveyors of "us vs. them" out there because it is incredibly powerful and profitable. And before you ask, MSNBC is the second-biggest purveyor of that same message but comes in from the other side.

The politics of "them" was profitable for more than just News Corp and GE, though. Talk Radio is a festering ground for this, no matter which side you fall on. Air America was founded specifically to attack the "them" of Conservatie talk radio, but before then talk radio began to focus on "them" as a means to a wealthy end.


We went from intellectual discourse on the events of the day to an "us versus them, and damn you for siding with them" screaming match that has pervaded all levels of politics. No one has done more to encourage this in the last two years, however, than Glenn Beck.

Before Beck moved to Fox News, people were watching in droves- as I said before, the politics of fear can be pretty damned profitable and Fox kept on beating the house betting on that. Beck had been popular on CNN, but didn't quite have the marketing machine behind him because CNN maintained the appearance of neutrality in news. (And before you start to say CNN is liberal, bear this in mind- the actual presentation of the news on CNN is neutral in tone. It's not quite BBC News level neutral, but it rarely editorializes in its presentation of the true news stories. Fox News and MSNBC could stand to learn a thing or two from them.)

Beck's move to Fox news was a marriage made in monetary heaven. The face of the network had been Bill O'Reilly, but he didn't quite reach that frothy level of vitriol that got the message of fear out successfully enough. Beck also managed to get Fox working with him right at the same time that our country collectively had a whole lot to be afraid of in the world. The economy was beginning to implode, we were still involved in an unpopular war, prices for things began to get higher and higher and regular folks started to worry very seriously about their futures.

When this happens (much like it did in the 50s and the 70s), there are two responses that are inadvisable to follow. One was my initial reaction- disinterest. I didn't care anymore, since I was burned out on all of the bad news happening. The other bad reaction is to take advantage of the situation and motivate through fear. McCarthy did it in the 50s, and Beck was primed to do it again.

If you don't believe me, look at the Tea Party movement. I have no doubt that the majority of the people in the Tea Party movement are good, honest people that are afraid that their livelihoods are being threatened by things that are completely out of control. I get that, completely. However, I also have no doubt that the people who are perpetuating these fears are doing so because by doing so they make an ungodly amount of money.

I'm looking right at you, News Corp. and Glenn Beck.

...

I witnessed the fight over health care reform recently, and an interesting factoid was thrown around during the debates. When people were asked about the specific parts of the bill, the majority tended to be favorable to them- however, when asked about the overall bill it was incredibly unpopular. That indicates two things. First, the majority of the American People were not knowledgeable about the overall health care bill. Second, those that wanted to keep the hype going against it for their own political gain were relying precisely on their audiences not looking up the overall bill and its benefits and downsides.

Do I support the health care bill? Parts of it, absolutely. I think that parts of it are absolutely good and should be law. There are other portions I'm not thrilled about, but that is my own decision.

However, I have made that decision on my own. I have not allowed the fear of the unknown dictate my decisions for me, nor am I willing to allow those who seek to benefit from my fear do so. That's why I dislike Beck and do not consider myself a Tea Partier.

As I stated before, I am a Reagan Republican. Part of that is the ingrained hope that despite the challenges we face as a nation, we will endure and thrive even if it takes some time and effort. I refuse to believe that our nation is doomed, even if the situation is dire. I believe in hope.

I also believe that as an American, it is my responsibility to have hope that the leader of my nation is successful even if I did not vote for him. I want Obama's presidency to be successful for America, despite the fact that I did not vote for him. This is why Rush Limbaugh lost me forever as a listener when he declared that he hoped Obama failed. This is why Sarah Palin became an eternal joke to me when she asked "How's that hopey changey thing working out for you?"

As an American, how dare you want us to fail!

How dare you actively promote the failure of the direction of this country, no matter which side of the aisle you fall on!

Most importantly, how dare you lose the hope that our nation will get through this for your own political and personal gain!

I had a serious difficult decision during the last presidential election, because as much as I disagreed with the political leanings of Barack Obama his message of hope appealed to me- and still does. As much as I disagree with him, with the politics of the Democratic party and hope that my party finds its way again I still want our country to succeed with him at the helm. I want it, and believe it will happen.

After all, I have hope.

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I Agree- This IS The Most Depressing Book In The World.

I am so, so very glad I don't own a copy of this book- and no, I don't want one. Credit goes to Fark for linking to the pic.

New inside joke, right here folks. Bank on that.

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When In The Alpha Quadrant...

So, I've been playing Star Trek Online.

Yeah, yeah. Laugh it up.

I'm not the only one, mind you. Over a million peeps were playing on Day One, so there's that. Plus, the game's been damned fun. I'm a Level 10 Lt. Cmdr. (which translates to a level 30 character in any other game), and I'm THIS close to getting my new ship.

That's right ladies, he's available.

Still, knowing what this does for my social aspirations the game is quite worth it. Py's playing quite a bit as well (though I passed him up in rank a LONG time ago) and I know some people working here in The OKC that are enjoying the hell out of the game too. One guy at work messaged me tonight to talk about the game, in fact.

So, are there issues with the game? Yeah, a couple. One of them was addressed recently, with some variation in the ships you face. When I went up against a Scimitar-class Romulan Warbird for the first time, I geeked out a bit.

The other issue I have is with the scripting of the game- not the storylines or the missions, but the actual written words used in the game. Some of them are a bit goofy, to be blunt. However, that's a minor quibble.

I'd also like to see some better weaponry on away missions in the early rounds. That'd be nice. Oh, and a little more variation in the space battles where you're grinding through patrols or defense missions.

Other than that, I'm happy as hell with the game. I've been playing about a month now, and it's been enjoyable as hell. I'm trying to get some other peeps to play, and when that happens it will be teh awesomeness bomb.

Well, as much as it can be anyways.

Out.

A New Direction.

She was a grand old site.

I loved writing for Wetwired, truth be told. Reading today's takedown message hurt. It stung in a way I hadn't expected, to be honest. I will respect Pylorns' decision to remove the site and take it in a new direction, but I don't exactly have to like that this particular trigger was pulled.

The sad thing is that no matter what happens, Wetwired in its original form will be no more. Oh, there will be other sites. Pylorns has already indicated that there will be a new site soon. However... it won't be the same. That's kind of the point of the takedown, in fact.

So, where does that leave me?

I don't know, to be honest. My style of writing is not exactly conducive to serious examination of the news of the day, and quite frankly I prefer the idea of poking fun at it all.  I don't even know if my style of writing will fit with the new direction that is being aimed at.

The other question is if I want to continue writing online. The short answer is "yes." The long answer is that so long as I have something to say I intend to use the bully pulpit to do so. In that respect, creating this blog seemed like a fait accompli. It was going to happen.

I may include some of the other writers on here at some point, if they desire to blog with me. I promise that I won't vent about the loss of Wetwired beyond this post, and eventually the site may be shut down once I speak with Pylorns about the new direction he wants to take his site in and my role in that endeavor. It may be that we decide to write separately for a while- who knows?

I don't.

What I do know is that this site will maintain the spirit of Wetwired, which will not go away any time soon. Our site was meant to poke fun at it all while still pointing out some key truths about life and the world around us, and to that end I will continue to do so.

To Pylorns, I say this- I respect the decision you've made, even if I don't particularly feel the same about it. I have enjoyed writing alongside you, recording podcasts with you, and more importantly you're one of the closest friends I have. That will never change, brother. I will blog on this site not as a sign of protest, but as a sign of respect for the ten years of work we've put into Wetwired. This blog will serve as a reminder of the irreverent spirit that we maintained for ten years, and I hope we will keep writing together.

To the other writers of Wetwired, you have a home here if you wish. Email me if you'd like to write together during the transition time, and I will happily share the site with you.

If you find this site looking for Wetwired, then know this- my attitude has not changed. My opinions are still along the same as before, and I still have something to say.

Out.